# SANTA BANTA JOKES #

Before the sun sets in this year;
Before the memories fade;
And before the networks get jammed; Wish u and ur family a Happy New Year 2011!

May each day of the coming year be vibrant and bring along abundant reasons for celebrations.
Happy New Year!

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better person. Happy New Year!

Here is a wish that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your endeavors with success. Happy New Year!

God bless u & keep u safe, not only today bt throughout life that is coming ur way. May d year to follow be among d best u ever spent! Happy New Year!

If one night a big fat man enters through your chimney and grabs you and puts you in a sack, don`t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above!

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. Merry Christmas!

Banta: I would like some crocodile shoes please.
Santa: Certainly, Sir! What size shoe does your crocodile wear?

May your world be filled with warmth and grail this Holy season! Wish your Christmas be filled with peace and love!